There is a creature that lives out here. It haunts us in the dark. It leaves a foul stench where it roams. It sucks the blood of innocent creatures, and it eats their heads. It leaves a trail of destruction. What sort of demon is invading our land? What monster roameth in the night? What vampire/zombie is eating our chickens? Could it be El Chupacabra?
It's a skunk! Apparently skunks drink blood, and rip the heads off things. 4 of out chickens recently met this fate. 4 stupid chickens who left their fenced in enclosure and decided to sleep by the side of the barn. Goodbye, chickens.
And I found a dead skunk on the highway this morning, so good riddance to it!